Lab Results

We talk a lot of trash. We don’t fake numbers.
Every drop that leaves here goes to an independent, accredited lab first. Potency gets verified down to the milligram, and every batch gets a full panel — heavy metals, pesticides, residual solvents, microbials. If it doesn’t pass, it doesn’t ship. Simple as that.
Dispensary grade isn’t a sticker we put on the bag. It’s what’s in these reports.
Find your batch number on the back of your pouch, match it below, and pull up the exact Certificate of Analysis for the gummies in your hand. Everything here is Farm Bill compliant and stays under 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight.

The Rivalry — 15mg CBD + 10mg Delta-9 THC

Two flavors. One argument that’ll never get settled. Both tested to the same standard.

Pucker Up

Drop 02 · Purple Edition

Product Details: Sour Blueberry · 20 Gummies · 15mg CBD + 10mg Delta-9 THC

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Blue Crush

Drop 03 · Cobalt Edition

Product Details: Blue Raspberry · 20 Gummies · 15mg CBD + 10mg Delta-9 THC

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High Potency — Delta-8

Green Jiant

Drop 01 · Lime Edition

Product Details: Green Apple · 20 Gummies · 50mg Delta-8 THC

Batch: [0000]Click Here For Green Jiant Green Apple Test Results

50mg per piece is a real number, and the COA proves it. Check the potency column before you decide how much of one you’re eating.

The Main Event — Delta-8 + Delta-9 + THCp

Lights Out, Baby

Drop 04 · Blackout Edition

Product Details: Cotton Candy · 20 Gummies · Delta-8 THC + Delta-9 THC + THCp

Batch: [0000]Click Here For Lights Out, Baby Cotton Candy Test Results

Three cannabinoids in one gummy means three sets of numbers worth reading. The full cannabinoid profile is broken out on the report.

THCp — Advanced Only

Peachy Keen… Or Not

Drop 05 · Peach Edition

Product Details: Peach · 20 Gummies · 5mg THCp

Batch: [0000]Click Here For Peachy Keen… Or Not Peach Test Results

THCp is significantly more potent by weight than Delta-9. 5mg is not a beginner number, and we label these Advanced Only for a reason. The lab report is worth reading before your first one, not after.

Sleep — CBN Blend

Goodnight Kiss

Drop 06 · Midnight Edition

Product Details: Midnight Blue Razz · 20 Gummies · 15mg CBN + 5mg Delta-9 THC + 30mg CBD

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Verified CBN, CBD, and Delta-9 content on every batch — because a sleep blend only works if the ratios are actually what the bag says.

What We Test For

Potency is only half of it. Every batch gets a full panel:

Cannabinoid potency — verified mg per gummy, plus the complete cannabinoid profile
Heavy metals — lead, arsenic, cadmium, mercury
Pesticides — multi-residue screening against action limits
Residual solvents — nothing left over from extraction
Microbials — yeast, mold, E. coli, salmonella
Mycotoxins — aflatoxin and ochratoxin

Click Here To View Our Most Recent Full Panel Report